Episode 52: Hellraiser Inc.

February 19, 2018

Josh Copeland returns to fill in for Quincy this week as he and Ryan dig into the brand-new HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT and also, by God, James Cameron's ALIENS. Also discussed are Instagram cenobites, the perfection of Sigourney Weaver, and interoffice Hell politics.


Episode 51: Murdered By A Baby Man

February 12, 2018

This week, we talk about and rank HAPPY DEATH DAY, THE SWORD & THE CLAW, and DEAD ALIVE! Also discussed: 90s teen comedies, bland college boys, and why THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is overrated.


Episode 50: Spammin’ The Dracula

February 5, 2018

Holy shit, y'all, it's our 50th episode! We do some real heavy-hitters on this episode, digging into DRACULA, PSYCHO, and IT (2017). We talk about Anthony Perkins lookin' like a snack, compare Pennywises between the 2017 adaptation and the 1990 miniseries, and yell about the inexplicable armadillos in Dracula.


Episode 49: Supple Boy Calves

January 29, 2018

On this episode, we're joined by comedian and podcaster Jessimae Peluso as we dig into three episodes of Black Mirror ("Shut Up and Dance," "White Bear," and "Playtest") and also A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. We also talk about sobbing into chicken tenders, monster breasts, and competitive handshakes.


Episode 48: A Shit Dad in New England

January 22, 2018

On this episode, we dig into HAUNTERS: THE ART OF THE SCARE, WALKING OUT, BLOODLANDS, and two listener requests: THE VVITCH and SANTA'S SLAY! We also ruminate on desensitization, the ethical boundaries of mom's spaghetti, and demon wagers involving Canadian sports.


Episode 47: Rustlin’ Some Buffalo

January 15, 2018

On this week's episode, we rank DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, THE REAL CHAINSAW MASSACRE, and THE UNEXPLAINED: WITCHES, WEREWOLVES, AND VAMPIRES. We also dig into a bunch of listener requests (including CARRIE and THE EXORCIST) and talk about nightmares involving Gary Busey, old-timey catfishing, and attempting to explain MTV's Next to children.


Episode 46: I Fucks With Black Magic

January 8, 2018

On this week's episode, we talk about THE LURE, THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A MINOR, and possibly one of the most bananas Hong Kong horror movies ever made, SEEDING OF A GHOST. Also discussed are the dangers of playing mahjong, dead Mumfords, and Black Plague trivia.


Episode 45: A Thick Buddy

January 1, 2018

Filling in for Quincy this week is Ryan's partner Christina, who has a lot of feelings about 2016 French-Belgian horror film RAW, as well as the first two seasons of ASH VS. EVIL DEAD. Also discussed are the cowardice of Michael Douglas, dads covered in scarves, and being fed by David Lynch like a baby bird.

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Episode 44: Season’s Bleedings

December 26, 2017

It's the Christmas episode! We talk about TRAGEDY GIRLS, but then we also get festive with BETTER WATCH OUT, BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006) and GOOD TIDINGS. We talk about why we hate Hostage Horror as a genre, kids and weird food choices, and how the BLACK CHRISTMAS remake is basically the Aristocrats joke.


Episode 43: An Unholy Paste

December 18, 2017

Filling in for Quincy this week is Alexandra Rowland (author of the upcoming A CONSPIRACY OF TRUTHS) as she and Ryan talk about GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH and "Blink" from Doctor Who. Or, like, TRY to discuss GREMLINS 2 through conventional means, but you can probably only adequately talk about this movie through the use of finger puppets, a morning radio show soundboard, and several pornographic bumper stickers.