Episode 56: Batman Doesn’t Fuck

March 19, 2018

On this episode, we deal with BODY MELT, BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT, and THE RING. We dig into topics such as the body horror wonderland of Australia, bizarre sushi rolls for white people, and the realization that Quincy is out here watching grainy footage of autopsies he found in the woods while Ryan lives in Steven Spielberg's trash can.


Episode 55: Local Crossbow Pervert

March 12, 2018

After a monthlong hiatus, glory hallelujah, Quincy returns! We dig into a bevy of listener requests, including heavy-hitters like THE THING and NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Amazingly, we were able to rank THE THING without having to start an entirely new podcast where all we do is talk about how much we love THE THING. (Okay but what if we started a podcast entitled SO HERE'S THE THING and it's just us talking about which member of the Arctic base we think has the prettiest eyes, because.)


Episode 54: Sproutin’ Spaghetti

March 5, 2018

On this episode, Ryan's partner Christina returns to the podcast to talk about THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975) and also subterranean gorefest TRENCH 11. Also discussed: boyfriends in frats, dunkin' on Kubrick, and WWI-era movies that go "I bet the Germans are basically Nazis already, right."


Episode 53: Trucking With Ruckuses

February 26, 2018

This week, we're joined once again by comic writer and podcaster Evan McDevitt (Strange Romance Vol. 3) as we dig into DEVILMAN CRYBABY and GREMLIN (singular, just the one gremlin). Also discussed are Lisa Frank nihilism, Castlevania tattoos, and Quincy's travails with the sheer number of taints featured in DEVILMAN CRYBABY.


Episode 52: Hellraiser Inc.

February 19, 2018

Josh Copeland returns to fill in for Quincy this week as he and Ryan dig into the brand-new HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT and also, by God, James Cameron's ALIENS. Also discussed are Instagram cenobites, the perfection of Sigourney Weaver, and interoffice Hell politics.


Episode 51: Murdered By A Baby Man

February 12, 2018

This week, we talk about and rank HAPPY DEATH DAY, THE SWORD & THE CLAW, and DEAD ALIVE! Also discussed: 90s teen comedies, bland college boys, and why THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is overrated.


Episode 50: Spammin’ The Dracula

February 5, 2018

Holy shit, y'all, it's our 50th episode! We do some real heavy-hitters on this episode, digging into DRACULA, PSYCHO, and IT (2017). We talk about Anthony Perkins lookin' like a snack, compare Pennywises between the 2017 adaptation and the 1990 miniseries, and yell about the inexplicable armadillos in Dracula.


Episode 49: Supple Boy Calves

January 29, 2018

On this episode, we're joined by comedian and podcaster Jessimae Peluso as we dig into three episodes of Black Mirror ("Shut Up and Dance," "White Bear," and "Playtest") and also A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. We also talk about sobbing into chicken tenders, monster breasts, and competitive handshakes.


Episode 48: A Shit Dad in New England

January 22, 2018

On this episode, we dig into HAUNTERS: THE ART OF THE SCARE, WALKING OUT, BLOODLANDS, and two listener requests: THE VVITCH and SANTA'S SLAY! We also ruminate on desensitization, the ethical boundaries of mom's spaghetti, and demon wagers involving Canadian sports.


Episode 47: Rustlin’ Some Buffalo

January 15, 2018

On this week's episode, we rank DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, THE REAL CHAINSAW MASSACRE, and THE UNEXPLAINED: WITCHES, WEREWOLVES, AND VAMPIRES. We also dig into a bunch of listener requests (including CARRIE and THE EXORCIST) and talk about nightmares involving Gary Busey, old-timey catfishing, and attempting to explain MTV's Next to children.