Rank & Vile
Episode 114: The Disco Granddaughter of Dracula

Episode 114: The Disco Granddaughter of Dracula

June 10, 2019

Filling in for Ryan this week is Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy talk about one of the most bugfuck insane movies of all time: NOCTURNA!

Episode 113: Oh No, Baby Ghosts

Episode 113: Oh No, Baby Ghosts

May 21, 2019

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Foz Meadows as they and Ryan dig into THE ORPHANAGE! Also discussed are Poltergeist truthers, the deconstruction of Creepy Kid Horror, and why horror and romance both get a bad rap!

Episode 112: Death Wish, But For Whales

Episode 112: Death Wish, But For Whales

May 13, 2019

On this episode, we dig into the surprisingly great ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE and cocaine-powered shitshow SLAUGHTER HIGH! Also discussed are Junji Ito, which cryptid is the most kissable, and the loneliest whale in the world!

Episode 111: Chinstraps of Mars

Episode 111: Chinstraps of Mars

May 6, 2019

On this episode, we rank JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS, BLOODLUST, and NEKROMANTIK! Also discussed are Jason Statham doing Statham things, Fire Emblem addiction, and frosted tips.

Minisode: Rider of The Skulls!

Minisode: Rider of The Skulls!

April 29, 2019

Filling in for Ryan this week is longtime buddy of the show Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy dig into RIDER OF THE SKULLS! Also discussed are cats who need to put their feet down, Will Smith as Old Boy, and Ryan almost certainly dying in a cabin in the woods!

Episode 110: Cowboys N’ Vampires

Episode 110: Cowboys N’ Vampires

April 22, 2019

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Sarah Gailey as they and Ryan do a vampire two-fer with TWILIGHT and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA! Also discussed: the enduring magic of Bunnicula, Keanu Reeves' Extremely Good British Accent, and Smile Piles.

Episode 109: A Snipesmas Miracle

Episode 109: A Snipesmas Miracle

April 15, 2019

On this episode, we're doing the Lord's work as we dig into all three BLADE movies: BLADE, BLADE II, and BLADE: TRINITY! We talk about Triple H's chrome fangs, the wonders of Stephen Dorff's IMDB page, and how Ryan Reynolds is not enough to save your movie.

Episode 108: Crab Claw Goiter

Episode 108: Crab Claw Goiter

April 9, 2019

On this episode, we dig into STRAIGHT EDGE KEGGER and Linda Blair schlockfest GROTESQUE! We also dig into being an aging punk rocker, MTV's FEAR, and aggro straight-edge teenagers!

Episode 107: Kakihara Picture Show

Episode 107: Kakihara Picture Show

March 25, 2019

On this episode, we dig into ICHI THE KILLER, HANDS OF STEEL, BIO-COPS, and JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER! Jesus, there's just. So much torture in ICHI THE KILLER. I just absolutely cannot oversell the amount of torture that happens. More torture than most movies.

Episode 106: Shake-N-Bake Lobotomies

Episode 106: Shake-N-Bake Lobotomies

March 18, 2019

On this episode, we talk about THE LOVED ONES, SATAN RETURNS, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, and THE ALIEN FACTOR! We also talk about rubber suits, metal band mascots, and satanic birthmarks.