Episode 69: Owned Online by Pinhead

June 18, 2018

On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, YOR: THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, WWE Studios' NO ONE LIVES, and TERRENCE HOWARD'S FRIGHT CLUB. Also discussed are mystery mail meat, unfuckable robots, and the logistics of ripping out the Funkasaurus' spine and wearing him as a jaunty hat.


Episode 68: A Buncha Muldoons

June 11, 2018

We're rejoined this week by writer and podcaster Matt D. Wilson as we dig into CARNOSAUR, BLACKENSTEIN, and shameless straight-to-VOD ripoff THE JURASSIC GAMES. Also discussed are creationist museums, being trapped on an island with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and owning Gene Siskel.


Episode 67: Adorable New Zealand Vampires

June 4, 2018

On this episode, we're rejoined by Ian Chambers as we dig into WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, THEY LIVE, STITCHES, GHASTLIES, and GHOSTS THAT STILL WALK. Also discussed are the DEATH WISH movies, Anne Rice fanfic, surgery biographies, and Rowdy Roddy Piper's racism.


Episode 66: All About Murderbugs

May 28, 2018

On this episode, we rank the FRIDAY THE 13TH reboot, the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET reboot (God help us), BLUE MONKEY, and MINDHUNTERS. We also talk about Gorgon Video Magazine, Screaming Mad George's luscious hair, and how LL Cool J is the Kyle MacLachlan to Renny Harlin's David Lynch.


Episode 65: The Lord of Sex Island

May 21, 2018

We're joined by comic author and podcaster Benito Cereno as we dig into THE WICKER MAN, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, and PAN'S LABYRINTH. Also discussed: kinkshaming rural populations, fursonas, the gender politics of Nintendo games, and the buckwildness of the rich.


Episode 64: A Chicken Nugget With Legs

May 14, 2018

On this episode, we dig into DEATH LAID AN EGG, MY FRIEND DAHMER, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, and DEVIL TIMES FIVE. We also talk about Italian redneck mob justice, chicken-themed class metaphors, and movies where every white person looks exactly the same.


Episode 63: Drug Shark Fever

May 7, 2018

On this episode, we talk about DEEP BLUE SEA 2, BLOOD ON THE BADGE, LOVE AT FIRST BITE, and TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN. We also talk about racists getting eaten by pigs, disco-dancing draculas, Freebie & The Bean, and the folly of feeding nootropic drugs to supersharks.


Episode 62: Disco Stu Realness

April 30, 2018

This week, Becky The Archivist fills in for Quincy as she and Ryan talk about HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and Vincent Price's THEATER OF BLOOD. Also discussed are dog pies, "Dragula," muppety facial hair, exasperating our loved ones by being on the IMDB trivia page during the movie, and why THEATER OF BLOOD belongs to the gays.


Episode 61: Jersey Mob Draculas

April 23, 2018

On this episode, we're joined by Marlene Thompson (co-host of GHOST OF A CHANCE) as we dig into THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, BLOODBEAT, and NIGHT OF THE COMET. Also discussed are demons cutting pro wrestlng promos, samurai sword-assisted sexual power moves, and what Marlene imagines the plot of Castlevania to be based entirely on the name alone.


Episode 60: This Fish Fucks

April 16, 2018

On this week's episode, we talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER and THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE! We dig into the semiotics of fishfucking, being kidnapped by someone who yells "I'm gonna turn you into a manimal," why season one of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER is Quincy's favorite, and man-eating crocodiles as a metaphor for sexual repression.