Episode 72: We’re Not in Kansas Any Vore

July 16, 2018

On this episode, we're joined by author Betty Rocksteady as we dig into the sheer traumatic childhood glory of RETURN TO OZ, GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH, and Wes Craven's unfortunate VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN. We also talk about the Nome King's vore kink, tragic Pokemon death, and how VAMPIRE HUNTER D is indefensible as an adult.


Episode 71: Schoolchildren Are Full Assholes

July 9, 2018

On this episode, we dig into PREMIKA (a movie about a ghost that haunts a karaoke machine and kills people who sing badly, I cannot stress this enough), LIVERLEAF, GODZILLA, and TALES OF TERROR! Also discussed are bad youth pastor metaphors involving horse manure, blackened crust punk bands, and the gender politics of WILD ZERO.


Episode 70: Junior Varsity Vampires

June 25, 2018

On this episode, we're joined by author Sarah Gailey (RIVER OF TEETH) as we dig into THE LOST BOYS and I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE. Also discussed are sexy bemulleted sax players, baskettis, Donatello's nipples, and the fact that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are the two genders.


Episode 69: Owned Online by Pinhead

June 18, 2018

On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, YOR: THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, WWE Studios' NO ONE LIVES, and TERRENCE HOWARD'S FRIGHT CLUB. Also discussed are mystery mail meat, unfuckable robots, and the logistics of ripping out the Funkasaurus' spine and wearing him as a jaunty hat.


Episode 68: A Buncha Muldoons

June 11, 2018

We're rejoined this week by writer and podcaster Matt D. Wilson as we dig into CARNOSAUR, BLACKENSTEIN, and shameless straight-to-VOD ripoff THE JURASSIC GAMES. Also discussed are creationist museums, being trapped on an island with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and owning Gene Siskel.


Episode 67: Adorable New Zealand Vampires

June 4, 2018

On this episode, we're rejoined by Ian Chambers as we dig into WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, THEY LIVE, STITCHES, GHASTLIES, and GHOSTS THAT STILL WALK. Also discussed are the DEATH WISH movies, Anne Rice fanfic, surgery biographies, and Rowdy Roddy Piper's racism.


Episode 66: All About Murderbugs

May 28, 2018

On this episode, we rank the FRIDAY THE 13TH reboot, the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET reboot (God help us), BLUE MONKEY, and MINDHUNTERS. We also talk about Gorgon Video Magazine, Screaming Mad George's luscious hair, and how LL Cool J is the Kyle MacLachlan to Renny Harlin's David Lynch.


Episode 65: The Lord of Sex Island

May 21, 2018

We're joined by comic author and podcaster Benito Cereno as we dig into THE WICKER MAN, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, and PAN'S LABYRINTH. Also discussed: kinkshaming rural populations, fursonas, the gender politics of Nintendo games, and the buckwildness of the rich.


Episode 64: A Chicken Nugget With Legs

May 14, 2018

On this episode, we dig into DEATH LAID AN EGG, MY FRIEND DAHMER, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, and DEVIL TIMES FIVE. We also talk about Italian redneck mob justice, chicken-themed class metaphors, and movies where every white person looks exactly the same.


Episode 63: Drug Shark Fever

May 7, 2018

On this episode, we talk about DEEP BLUE SEA 2, BLOOD ON THE BADGE, LOVE AT FIRST BITE, and TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN. We also talk about racists getting eaten by pigs, disco-dancing draculas, Freebie & The Bean, and the folly of feeding nootropic drugs to supersharks.