Rank & Vile
Episode 146: Twins Behaving Badly

Episode 146: Twins Behaving Badly

May 22, 2020

On this episode, we talk about and rank a twin double-feature: DEAD RINGERS and BASKET CASE!

Episode 145: Spooky Mulder Fucks it Up Again

Episode 145: Spooky Mulder Fucks it Up Again

May 14, 2020

On this episode, we dig into two very different X-Files episodes: "Humbug" and "Home," the episode with the scary incest murder mutants that somehow got shown on network TV! We also talk about how Scully's perfect expressions, how to sustain your level of disbelief after having already been abducted by aliens, and what a perennial scrub Fox Mulder is.

Episode 144: I Was a Teenage T-Rex

Episode 144: I Was a Teenage T-Rex

April 23, 2020

On this episode, we talk about TAMMY AND THE T-REX. The version with all the splashy, splashy gore left in. We get into ball torture, questionable sanitation practices during surgery, and the logistics of having sex with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Episode 143: Wax Shenanigans

Episode 143: Wax Shenanigans

April 17, 2020

On this episode, we talk about WAXWORK, WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, and a bevy of listener requests!

Episode 142: Group Vengeance Therapy

Episode 142: Group Vengeance Therapy

April 7, 2020

On this episode, we talk about the nigh-unwatchable MIDORI and also LADY VENGEANCE! We dig into body horror montages, vigilante justice by committee, and the horrible realization that Ryan really likes Steely Dan.

Episode 141: Grim N’ Tasty

Episode 141: Grim N’ Tasty

April 1, 2020

On this episode, we're joined by Sarah Gailey as we talk about quarantine classic DAWN OF THE DEAD! We get into class politics, goopy makeup, suburban horror, and bad quarantine etiquette.

Episode 140: The Bastard of The Swamp

Episode 140: The Bastard of The Swamp

March 10, 2020

On this episode, we talk about late-90s cheese classic ANACONDA as well as SEXY GHOST, a Hong Kong horror movie that, I cannot stress enough, is called SEXY GHOST.

Episode 139: Cocaine Ghosts

Episode 139: Cocaine Ghosts

March 3, 2020

On this episode, we talk about CHILD'S PLAY and HIGH SPIRITS! We dig into the gravity of Peter O'Toole, the terror of a small doll who wants to murder you, and our shared hatred of Dav Pilkey.

Episode 138: Bad News Dreamboat

Episode 138: Bad News Dreamboat

February 25, 2020

On this episode, Sarah Gailey (MAGIC FOR LIARS, WHEN WE WERE MAGIC) joins us to talk about THE CRAFT! We also talk about exploding dicks, Bad Boyfriend Skeet Ulrich, and haunted AirBNBs.

Episode 137: Trip-Hop Inferno

Episode 137: Trip-Hop Inferno

January 29, 2020

On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: INFERNO and ZOMBIE ISLAND MASSACRE! We also talk about the similarities between Stardew Valley and Bloodborne, which is something we should all think about.