Rank & Vile
Episode 109: A Snipesmas Miracle

Episode 109: A Snipesmas Miracle

April 15, 2019

On this episode, we're doing the Lord's work as we dig into all three BLADE movies: BLADE, BLADE II, and BLADE: TRINITY! We talk about Triple H's chrome fangs, the wonders of Stephen Dorff's IMDB page, and how Ryan Reynolds is not enough to save your movie.

Episode 108: Crab Claw Goiter

Episode 108: Crab Claw Goiter

April 9, 2019

On this episode, we dig into STRAIGHT EDGE KEGGER and Linda Blair schlockfest GROTESQUE! We also dig into being an aging punk rocker, MTV's FEAR, and aggro straight-edge teenagers!

Episode 107: Kakihara Picture Show

Episode 107: Kakihara Picture Show

March 25, 2019

On this episode, we dig into ICHI THE KILLER, HANDS OF STEEL, BIO-COPS, and JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER! Jesus, there's just. So much torture in ICHI THE KILLER. I just absolutely cannot oversell the amount of torture that happens. More torture than most movies.

Episode 106: Shake-N-Bake Lobotomies

Episode 106: Shake-N-Bake Lobotomies

March 18, 2019

On this episode, we talk about THE LOVED ONES, SATAN RETURNS, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, and THE ALIEN FACTOR! We also talk about rubber suits, metal band mascots, and satanic birthmarks.

Episode 105: Baby Man Extravaganza

Episode 105: Baby Man Extravaganza

March 11, 2019

This week, we dig into 70s exploitation gem THE BABY and also Karen Black vehicle TRILOGY OF TERROR! We also talk about SPACE JAM, American Gladiators, and the intrinsic horror of the video for "I Missed The Bus" by Kriss Kross.

Episode 104: Who Mourns for The Litter Critter?

Episode 104: Who Mourns for The Litter Critter?

March 4, 2019

On this episode, we dig into THE STUFF, THE SLAYER, PERFUME: STORY OF A MURDERER and CREEPSHOW! Also discussed are the enduring sexual appeal of Alan Rickman, yogurt we found on the ground, and Leslie Nielsen's fart machine.

Episode 103: Bazookas & Huge Bats

Episode 103: Bazookas & Huge Bats

February 27, 2019

Filling in for Ryan this week is Kyle Schlichter as he and Quincy rank THE VAMPIRE DOLL and FANTASY MISSION FORCE! They dig into weird Vinegar Syndrome releases, Dracula drag (Dragula?), and how Jackie Chan is an international treasure.

Episode 102: All Haint, No Taint

Episode 102: All Haint, No Taint

February 19, 2019

Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey as we talk about and rate URBAN LEGEND and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! (Apologies for the slightly grimy audio – this was recorded on the fly after we found some baby squirrels and had to run them to a Squirrel Rehabilitation Center.)

Episode 101: The Swingin’ Dracula

Episode 101: The Swingin’ Dracula

February 11, 2019

On this episode, we talk about and rank THE SHINING, WACKO, and GOOSEBUMPS 2! Also discussed are kids-on-bikes movies, Joe Don Baker, and Jack Nicholson wilding the fuck out.

Episode 100: Bad Cat Science

Episode 100: Bad Cat Science

February 4, 2019

On our 100th episode, we talk about and rank DRAG ME TO HELL, UNINVITED and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! We also dig into H.H. Holmes as the Willy Wonka of murder, the profusion of yuppie murder in 1980s horror, and the difficulty of getting into the Odd Fellows.