A horror podcast where we rank movies from best to worst.
On this episode, we're doing the Lord's work as we dig into all three BLADE movies: BLADE, BLADE II, and BLADE: TRINITY! We talk about Triple H's chrome fangs, the wonders of Stephen Dorff's IMDB page, and how Ryan Reynolds is not enough to save your movie.
On this episode, we dig into STRAIGHT EDGE KEGGER and Linda Blair schlockfest GROTESQUE! We also dig into being an aging punk rocker, MTV's FEAR, and aggro straight-edge teenagers!
On this episode, we dig into ICHI THE KILLER, HANDS OF STEEL, BIO-COPS, and JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER! Jesus, there's just. So much torture in ICHI THE KILLER. I just absolutely cannot oversell the amount of torture that happens. More torture than most movies.
On this episode, we talk about THE LOVED ONES, SATAN RETURNS, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, and THE ALIEN FACTOR! We also talk about rubber suits, metal band mascots, and satanic birthmarks.
This week, we dig into 70s exploitation gem THE BABY and also Karen Black vehicle TRILOGY OF TERROR! We also talk about SPACE JAM, American Gladiators, and the intrinsic horror of the video for "I Missed The Bus" by Kriss Kross.
On this episode, we dig into THE STUFF, THE SLAYER, PERFUME: STORY OF A MURDERER and CREEPSHOW! Also discussed are the enduring sexual appeal of Alan Rickman, yogurt we found on the ground, and Leslie Nielsen's fart machine.
Filling in for Ryan this week is Kyle Schlichter as he and Quincy rank THE VAMPIRE DOLL and FANTASY MISSION FORCE! They dig into weird Vinegar Syndrome releases, Dracula drag (Dragula?), and how Jackie Chan is an international treasure.
Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey as we talk about and rate URBAN LEGEND and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! (Apologies for the slightly grimy audio – this was recorded on the fly after we found some baby squirrels and had to run them to a Squirrel Rehabilitation Center.)
On this episode, we talk about and rank THE SHINING, WACKO, and GOOSEBUMPS 2! Also discussed are kids-on-bikes movies, Joe Don Baker, and Jack Nicholson wilding the fuck out.
On our 100th episode, we talk about and rank DRAG ME TO HELL, UNINVITED and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! We also dig into H.H. Holmes as the Willy Wonka of murder, the profusion of yuppie murder in 1980s horror, and the difficulty of getting into the Odd Fellows.
